BUTTER FOR LUBE… Salted or Unsalted?
BUTTER FOR LUBE… Salted or Unsalted?
The other day, Girl on the Net was pondering using butter for a sexual lube.
My first thought was that I had never tried that, but then, thinking back I realized I had when a teenager first experimenting with masturbation. I’ll never forget the first time I spurted jazz into my hand. I was 13, I think, and looking at one my dad’s Playboy mags and getting stiff for the first time. I didn’t really understand much about what was going on, but started to stroke my penis, and it felt good. Soon, I felt a sensation unlike anything I have ever experienced as I caught my breath and a white sticky liquid spurted from my cock. I definitely knew I liked it and wanted to do it again. I was soon experimenting with different methods of jacking off. My sources of inspiration were limited to Playboy and National Geographic, this being the 50’s and Al Gore had not invented the Internet yet. My dad had subscriptions to both and I can remember being in the basement furiously stroking my cock while looking at black and white photos of naked native breasts. I would spit on my hand to make it slippery, soon graduating to Vaseline… it was billed as an ointment and lubricant, and I thought it worked pretty good, but hard to clean off my dick and hands. I preferred jelly over jam, but that was way too messy. I even tried peanut butter, and I know what you are thinking… it was smooth not chunky, Skippy. And, I did try butter, although I can’t really remember my reaction, other than a handful of jizz I’m sure.
So, here I am decades later still stroking my cock and enjoying a good wank as The Girl would say. And today I’m going to be that guy sitting with his head tipped back in a chair, dick so hard there’s no give at all when you squeeze it, smearing butter on himself that she was talking about. I put some butter in a dish, let it get to room temperture and got 
comfortable. Thanks to the wonderful internet I no longer have to rely on Playboy and NG, and was soon watching some inspiring porn. It felt divine as I squeezed the butter around my shaft and watched it ooze between my fingers. As I stroked up and down the butter started to liquify and made a delightful greasy slickness that became a wonderful lube.
I was soon squeezing my balls as I pumped furiously seemingly feeling every molecule of my cock between my fingers. It kept getting harder and I wondered if her fantasy was propelling my erection. Soon, I sensed that familiar feeling building and arching my head back I felt the release as jizz flowed from the head of my cock. I was satisfied.
The butter was not as messy or as hard to clean up as I had thought, and afterwards I wondered if there would be a difference between salted or unsalted… I had used salted. Then I started to think that maybe I should have gone Organic… so many questions.
I told The Girl I would try butter and report back, sending a photo of my hard-on slick with butter.
Relying on Hyacinth Jones advice on How to take a good Cockshot, I am gripping the base and using a side angle. Take note Eugene Noale… Master of the Dick Pic.
As I was composing this post I turned on my television and the Olympics are on. Brazil vs Norway playing Women’s Handball. I’ve not seen this sport before, like water polo on a court… Brazil won. Next is Women’s Beach Volleyball… I’d better get some more butter.
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Hy’s advice has served you well because that’s a great cock shot.
Interesting butter as a lube. I read her fantasy a few days ago and was wondering how the experience would be for a gent. I’m glad you took up the challenge.
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Thank you, Cara. Your photos are always a great inspiration, glad I can return the favor.
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I have never experienced with butter or any other kinds of food, not even vaseline. I actually almost never used lube either. I like the shiny look of your cock 🙂
Rebel xox
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Thank you, Marie.
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Oooh . . . I shall never be able to open the fridge in future without thinking of your “cock shot”. Perhaps some adventurous food company could use it as the image on their wrapping!
I’m sure there would be a surge in sales!!!
Xxx – K
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I’m so glad I have made a lasting impression… just think of me when you are slathering butter on on ear of corn.
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I’m a huge fan of butter (in a Paula Deen kind of way). And I’m now a bigger fan of butter in a lube kind of way.
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It had a different feel than lubes, I liked it.
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*giggles*
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What are you giggling about, Chicago?
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Butter natural is better! Just don’t get it mixed up when you use the toaster!
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Wow… good advice!
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This post made me chuckle. I love that you decided to relive some youth time activities in the name of blogging.
Mollyxxx
Ps… Oh and @domsigns has a bit of a thing about Women’s beach volleyball too
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Strictly research, Molly. Darn, I should have done this one for eLust. Can I switch?
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Thanks, Molly.
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Curious about using butter myself now. Great pictures. Shame there wasn’t any beach volleyball pics to go with it 😜
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It’s different, nice organic feel. Actually, watching regular women’s volleyball is better. The shorts are sexier than the bikinis… maybe more to the imagination… and there are more women.
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need masturbation daily.
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