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Masturbation Woes…

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Masturbation Woes…

I arrived home from my date, still swollen and definitely horny.  I just wanted to log onto some porn and find relief.  

The neighborhood was pitch black!

We had been to dinner and a movie and since her kids were still at home, sex inside wasn’t an option.  We started necking and fondling each other and she said she wanted to suck my cock, but the center console proved to awkward, so we got in the back seat, frantically unbuttoning. But then, we started to laugh.  And laugh. We couldn’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of the situation.  Like randy teenagers making out in the car in front of her parents house.  We decided her kids were probably out doing better than us anyway, and postponed our tryst till Tuesday when they went back to their respective schools.  

So here I am in total darkness.

You forget how dark it can be till there is a power outage.  Luckily my cell has a flashlight, so I was able to locate my camping lantern. But, no internet!!!  Relying on my cell again, I soon found some amateur porn and was happily jacking off.  

Then, my battery ran out…

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16 comments on “Masturbation Woes…

  1. silverdomuk
    September 11, 2016

    You made me LOL! 😛

    Liked by 1 person

  2. cammiesonthefloor
    September 11, 2016

    My ex husband would occasionally send me photo of his gaze while masturbating and I loved it. A great photo, like how the lights highlights a great part to focus on

    Liked by 1 person

  3. liverpoolmunky76
    September 11, 2016

    Fantastic pic and story

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Jo
    September 11, 2016

    Guess you just have to fall back on candles and good ol’ imagination some days! Anticipation breeds desire; when you meet again, I’m *sure* it will be worth the wait.

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Molly
    September 12, 2016

    Haha, oh dear me… I do hope Tuesday works out better

    Mollyxxx

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Kayla Lords
    September 12, 2016

    First, I was all “Yay!” and then I was all “Awww.” But laughing like that together is always great. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  7. sub-Bee
    September 12, 2016

    Ugh, how events sometimes conspire against us!

    Liked by 1 person

  8. Mischa Eliot
    September 12, 2016

    You’ll just have to make up for it when the power is back on. 😉

    Liked by 1 person

  9. jerusalemmortimer
    September 13, 2016

    More batteries! I hope Tuesday went better!
    Great and clever pic, too.

    Liked by 1 person

  10. TheSecretLifeOfPandas
    September 17, 2016

    Lol. I’ve been there, except we finished.

    Liked by 1 person

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