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Whatever Turns You On…

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Whatever Turns You On…

I recently went to the LoveHoney website in search of a cock and ball sling.  I found what I was looking for and more… in the way of lingerie ads.  I immediately started to swell and stiffen at the sight of delicious female bottoms arrayed in all styles and colors of sexy panties.  I had to unbutton my jeans to ease the discomfort and found my cock swollen and in need of release.  And, I hadn’t even gotten to the Bra section, because cleavage is what really lights my fuse. As I perused the lingerie section and stroked my cock, I thought of Ben Stiller in the movie There’s Something About Mary masturbating to a lingerie ad in a newspaper to get ready for his date with Mary. If only Cameron Diaz were here to receive my load, but alas, I had to settle for my hand.

It’s interesting the things that will stimulate an immediate erotic reaction so strong that you cannot wait to masturbate.  College girls playing team volleyball will do it, but not women playing beach volleyball.  I can look at some porn and not feel a tingle and then an image comes along that causes an instant bulge.

My LoveHoney order arrived a few days later and I decided to try out my new toys with the Brassiere Section this time…




Oxballs Cock & Ball Sling …using my new Reversible Stroker…

What turns you on that you find you cannot resist?


Masturbation-Monday-badge-small   Masturbation Monday… Week 120

3 comments on “Whatever Turns You On…

  1. Mrs Fever
    December 19, 2016

    Hair gel! 😛

    I love that scene. 😉

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Kayla Lords
    December 19, 2016

    The simplest things can be the absolute biggest turn-ons. I saw a beautiful woman in a coffee shop today, and her bare stomach (she was in workout clothes) made me drool – too bad I was in public. 😉

    Liked by 1 person

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