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PASTABATION

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PASTABATION

RECIPE:

6 oz. Angle Hair Pasta

1 Tsb. Extra Virgin Olive Oil

1 Erect Penis

Combine pasta and oil, heat in microwave for 30 seconds.  Wrap penis with mixture and agitate to produce desired results.  (garlic optional)

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28 comments on “PASTABATION

  1. Mrs Fever
    April 15, 2017

    Hmmm…

    Well, I was planning on pasta for dinner tonight.

    With grain sausages.

    Liked by 2 people

  2. silverdomuk
    April 15, 2017

    LOL! This is great.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. freckledgrey
    April 15, 2017

    Agitate long enough and you will certainly add to your ingredient list.

    Liked by 1 person

  4. liverpoolmunky76
    April 15, 2017

    Fantastic

    Liked by 1 person

  5. LittleSwitchBitch
    April 15, 2017

    😀 😀 Your title has seriously made me giggle

    Liked by 1 person

  6. cammiesonthefloor
    April 15, 2017

    So very clever of you and a great title

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Penny
    April 15, 2017

    So creative! haha

    Liked by 1 person

  8. Accidental Masturbator
    April 15, 2017

    As it’s Easter, I’m trying to figure out if this is a deliberate reference to the FSM. Whether it is or not, may you be touched by his noodly apendage. Ramen.

    Liked by 1 person

    • Life of Elliott...
      April 16, 2017

      No it’s not. I had to look up FSM, and that’s hilarious. Just something I thought about in the wee hours and decided to try.

      Liked by 1 person

  9. Sweeten Dirty
    April 16, 2017

    This is an awesome image and made me giggle. I love pasta, and I love cock. It is the perfect combination.

    Liked by 1 person

  10. @BibblyBobbily
    April 16, 2017

    Fucking Fantastic! Love fun with food, but you have excelled yourself. Might take a packet of Supernoodles with me on my next date!

    Liked by 1 person

  11. CandySnatch
    April 16, 2017

    I lolled! I heartily recommend this recipe!

    Candy xx

    Liked by 1 person

  12. Fabulous, fabulous, fabulous . . . Made me laugh out loud too !!!
    Wonderful . . . though leave the garlic out for my portion please!
    Xxx – K

    Liked by 1 person

  13. mmalflic
    April 16, 2017

    Love the creativity!

    Liked by 1 person

  14. Molly
    April 16, 2017

    I love the title of this post and the image made me giggle

    Mollyx

    Liked by 1 person

  15. Miss Scarlet
    April 16, 2017

    That is such a clever title and great image x

    Liked by 1 person

  16. Julie
    April 16, 2017

    I am glad I ate my pasta tonight before seeing this, otherwise I would have been a touch preoccupied xx

    Liked by 1 person

  17. auroragloryblog
    April 16, 2017

    Lol love the title and image!
    Aurora x

    Liked by 1 person

  18. John Brownstone
    April 16, 2017

    This is outrageously great!

    Liked by 1 person

  19. sub-Bee
    April 17, 2017

    This really made me giggle!

    Liked by 1 person

  20. Kayla Lords
    April 17, 2017

    Well…sausage with my pasta is one of my favorite ways to eat it. 😉

    Liked by 1 person

  21. Exposing40
    April 20, 2017

    Haha. This made me giggle. Awesome!! Xx

    Like

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