PASTABATION
PASTABATION
RECIPE:
6 oz. Angle Hair Pasta
1 Tsb. Extra Virgin Olive Oil
1 Erect Penis
Combine pasta and oil, heat in microwave for 30 seconds. Wrap penis with mixture and agitate to produce desired results. (garlic optional)
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2020 Update… Food Matters… Recipes
Oh no! I just realized that May will have a cow that I did not take this seriously, I’d better write another food post.
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Hmmm…
Well, I was planning on pasta for dinner tonight.
With grain sausages.
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Wish I could be there, I’d love to bring the sausage.
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LOL! This is great.
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Agitate long enough and you will certainly add to your ingredient list.
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For sure.
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Fantastic
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😀 😀 Your title has seriously made me giggle
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And Your title was so apropos, your image made me do more than giggle.
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So very clever of you and a great title
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So creative! haha
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As it’s Easter, I’m trying to figure out if this is a deliberate reference to the FSM. Whether it is or not, may you be touched by his noodly apendage. Ramen.
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No it’s not. I had to look up FSM, and that’s hilarious. Just something I thought about in the wee hours and decided to try.
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This is an awesome image and made me giggle. I love pasta, and I love cock. It is the perfect combination.
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Fucking Fantastic! Love fun with food, but you have excelled yourself. Might take a packet of Supernoodles with me on my next date!
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Good thinking, but be sure to cook them first before using.
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Hahaha yeah xxx
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I lolled! I heartily recommend this recipe!
Candy xx
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Fabulous, fabulous, fabulous . . . Made me laugh out loud too !!!
Wonderful . . . though leave the garlic out for my portion please!
Xxx – K
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Will do.
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Love the creativity!
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I love the title of this post and the image made me giggle
Mollyx
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That is such a clever title and great image x
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I am glad I ate my pasta tonight before seeing this, otherwise I would have been a touch preoccupied xx
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Lol love the title and image!
Aurora x
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This is outrageously great!
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This really made me giggle!
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Well…sausage with my pasta is one of my favorite ways to eat it. 😉
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Haha. This made me giggle. Awesome!! Xx
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