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Oh No!


Oh No!… Sinful Sunday #332

I’m in the kitchen cooking dinner, right, just throwing a bunch of things together in a sauté pan.  I reach over for some olive oil… Crash!… the sounds of breaking glass following. Great, I broke one of my favorite vases.  Water and rose petals everywhere, but worse than that, shards of glass from the shattered vase.  I’m barefoot, how can I get across the kitchen floor to the other room?  And my dinner is nearing completion, I can’t just stop cooking.  I think about going out the backdoor and around to the front door, but in addition to being barefoot, I’m buck naked.  Well I have a shirt on, but my next door neighbors are outside barbecuing, so I can’t exactly go that route.  Believe me, I’d love to show the Mrs. my cock, but not the whole family.  I’m stumped as I’m turning off the heat trying to figure out my escape.  I know you are dying to know, I take my Chinese chef’s knife and sweep the floor with it, figuring that would slide the glass across the floor. It works and I plate up and go in the other room to eat.  I’ll clean the glass up later.

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Sinful Sunday

15 comments on “Oh No!

  1. silverdomuk
    August 19, 2017

    Yikes! But the resulting photo is great.

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  2. We’ve all been there. Especially the bit about wanting to show the neighbor’s wife our impressive members. Condolences on the vase.

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  3. Oooh . . . thankfully nothing else was . . . damaged !!!
    Xxx – K

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  4. May
    August 19, 2017

    Every picture tells a story – great effect

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  5. Marie Rebelle
    August 19, 2017

    Oops! Glad you snapped the picture 🙂

    Rebel xox

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Jo
    August 19, 2017

    Wrap the shirt around your waist and run, I say! ><

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Violet
    August 20, 2017

    I love that the narrative and the tragic image of the shattered vase made me not even notice your cock at first but then there it was, a happy surprise! Great shot, great story.

    Liked by 1 person

  8. LittleSwitchBitch
    August 20, 2017

    Lols – I love you captured this story ❤

    Liked by 1 person

  9. Nero
    August 20, 2017

    Quick thinking! 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  10. Molly
    August 20, 2017

    That is a great shot and the bit about the neighbours made me chuckle


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  11. Lil Miss Shalla
    August 20, 2017

    I see you haven’t had enough experience with cooking (semi) nude 😉
    Always keep something near to cover up with
    Just think what might happen if someone popped by to borrow a cup of sugar hehe
    Sad about the case but a lovely capture

    Liked by 1 person

  12. SassyCat
    August 20, 2017

    Mmm. This is always a fear of mine, cooking in the kitchen naked. You did a wonderful job capturing the moment 😉

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  13. sub-Bee
    August 21, 2017

    Well you captured something beautiful from your mishap

    Liked by 1 person

  14. Accidental Masturbator
    September 16, 2017

    You’re cooking with your cock out, and you’re barefoot, but you’ve got your camera/phone to hand? I think that tells a slightly different story. 😉


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