Oh No!
Oh No!… Sinful Sunday #332
I’m in the kitchen cooking dinner, right, just throwing a bunch of things together in a sauté pan. I reach over for some olive oil… Crash!… the sounds of breaking glass following. Great, I broke one of my favorite vases. Water and rose petals everywhere, but worse than that, shards of glass from the shattered vase. I’m barefoot, how can I get across the kitchen floor to the other room? And my dinner is nearing completion, I can’t just stop cooking. I think about going out the backdoor and around to the front door, but in addition to being barefoot, I’m buck naked. Well I have a shirt on, but my next door neighbors are outside barbecuing, so I can’t exactly go that route. Believe me, I’d love to show the Mrs. my cock, but not the whole family. I’m stumped as I’m turning off the heat trying to figure out my escape. I know you are dying to know, I take my Chinese chef’s knife and sweep the floor with it, figuring that would slide the glass across the floor. It works and I plate up and go in the other room to eat. I’ll clean the glass up later.
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Yikes! But the resulting photo is great.
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We’ve all been there. Especially the bit about wanting to show the neighbor’s wife our impressive members. Condolences on the vase.
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Oooh . . . thankfully nothing else was . . . damaged !!!
Xxx – K
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Every picture tells a story – great effect
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Oops! Glad you snapped the picture 🙂
Rebel xox
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Wrap the shirt around your waist and run, I say! ><
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Did not think of that.
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I love that the narrative and the tragic image of the shattered vase made me not even notice your cock at first but then there it was, a happy surprise! Great shot, great story.
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Lols – I love you captured this story ❤
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Quick thinking! 🙂
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That is a great shot and the bit about the neighbours made me chuckle
Mollyx
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Goofball
I see you haven’t had enough experience with cooking (semi) nude 😉
Always keep something near to cover up with
Just think what might happen if someone popped by to borrow a cup of sugar hehe
Sad about the case but a lovely capture
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Mmm. This is always a fear of mine, cooking in the kitchen naked. You did a wonderful job capturing the moment 😉
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Well you captured something beautiful from your mishap
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You’re cooking with your cock out, and you’re barefoot, but you’ve got your camera/phone to hand? I think that tells a slightly different story. 😉
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