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I’m in the kitchen cooking dinner, right, just throwing a bunch of things together in a sauté pan. I reach over for some olive oil… Crash!… the sounds of breaking glass following. Great, I broke one of my favorite vases. Water and rose petals everywhere, but worse than that, shards of glass from the shattered vase. I’m barefoot, how can I get across the kitchen floor to the other room? And my dinner is nearing completion, I can’t just stop cooking. I think about going out the backdoor and around to the front door, but in addition to being barefoot, I’m buck naked. Well I have a shirt on, but my next door neighbors are outside barbecuing, so I can’t exactly go that route. Believe me, I’d love to show the Mrs. my cock, but not the whole family. I’m stumped as I’m turning off the heat trying to figure out my escape. I know you are dying to know, I take my Chinese chef’s knife and sweep the floor with it, figuring that would slide the glass across the floor. It works and I plate up and go in the other room to eat. I’ll clean the glass up later.
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