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‘To Jam or Not to Jam’

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‘To Jam or Not to Jam’ Before Popping in the Toaster

img_4806Recently on Twitter, my pal MLSlavePuppet was bitching about her flatmate putting bread with jam on it in the toaster. She displayed a video of a smoking toaster. Not as bad as a smoking gun, but enough to piss ML off. I’ve burned a lot of bread in my toaster, never with jam. I decided to try it to see if I would get the same result.


I have a jar peach jam in the fridge, my favorite, and a loaf of Northwest multigrain bread sitting on top of the fridge, so I put them together and popped a piece in the toaster. After a few minutes the aroma was heavenly, but no smoke, I turned up the heat. To High. Yes it is smoking! Mary Louise was right!!!


Two things came out of this experiment (besides the smoking)… 1) the toast was delicious, almost like apple pie out of the oven 2) my toaster is disgustingly filthy

See… I can write about other things besides s-e-x, and not a dick pic in sight either.

10 comments on “‘To Jam or Not to Jam’

  1. MLSlavePuppet
    May 1, 2020

    Has your toaster stopped smoking though? And did you put the jam in between two slices? Is the toaster full of traced of jam now? If not then it’s clear how stupid my flatmate truly is!!

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    • Life of Elliott...
      May 1, 2020

      Oh, I didn’t think of that, a toasted jam sandwich! I will try it this morning, not sure it’s wide enough for two slices. I think you are being too hard on your poor flatmate, ML, she was just hungry. Oh wait! Don’t tell me she used Vegemite? Oh wait! That’s the Aussies, you Britts are obsessed with Marmite. I don’t think I would want that in my toaster smoking, I’ll stick with peaches.

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  2. Ogden Fahey
    May 1, 2020

    Interesting experiment, I never would have thought of it! Put some jam on your dick & stick that in the toaster – no, please don’t! 😆😆

    Liked by 1 person

  3. Ogden Fahey
    May 1, 2020

    Elliott – (pardon my spelling above)


  4. Marie Rebelle
    May 2, 2020

    That last sentence made me smile. But… er… jam before you put your bread in a toaster… first time I heard of that!

    Rebel xox


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