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Horny Old Bastard ~ 50-Word Stories

Literotica Prompt Group…  Three words given to be included in a sex related 50-Word Story. Today’s prompt words were… Mimeograph ~ Knot ~ Kegle. Always non-sexy words to work with, … Continue reading

September 2, 2019 · 4 Comments

Missionary’s Position ~ 50-Word Stories

“Com’on lemme me do it.” “No, not like this.” “Why not, I know you like it.” “Yes, I love it, not this way.” “Please, let me push inside you, just … Continue reading

August 31, 2019 · 3 Comments

Love Tester #43

“Come on, Irresistible, pull the handle!” “I don’t want to pull the handle, what if I get clammy, or worse yet tried and true, I don’t want to be tried … Continue reading

March 1, 2019 · 1 Comment

THE HEART LOCKER by May More

If you want to find out what happened with Jesus, and did Maddie end up with a moist cunt (which is pretty much common ocurrance in a May More story), … Continue reading

February 20, 2019 · 3 Comments

🎶 Baby, It’s Cold Outside! 🎶

🎶 While walking thru the woods one day… 🎶  

February 16, 2019 · 13 Comments

Getting ready to tie one on…

             

February 5, 2019 · 1 Comment

When Was The Last Time You Had A Quickie?

One of my dearest friends, SassyCat, just posted her reply to a recent query from Food For Thought Friday.  She called it Lets Talk About Quickies, of course I couldn’t wait to … Continue reading

October 31, 2018 · 4 Comments

Eeek… a Dick Pic!!!

Sinful Sunday 391’s theme is “I am…”  This is part of what I am, I guess.         Thanks to a Sassy friend for helping out today.

October 6, 2018 · 32 Comments

Sexy Predicument

Sexy Predicument “What the fuck!!! These doors are sticky?” “I just painted them, sorry.” “Dammit, I wanted to be sexy for you.” “You’re always sexy for me, esspecially when dressed … Continue reading

September 29, 2018 · 9 Comments

Early Morning Sun

Early Morning Sun… Sinful Sunday #360 The sun has risen, time to wake up and greet the day. I had slept in late.  I opened the drapes and threw back … Continue reading

March 3, 2018 · 19 Comments

FebruaryPhotoFest2018… DayTwentyFive

PhotoShoot… From my photo shoot for SASSY SEXMAS  

February 25, 2018 · 1 Comment

FebruaryPhotoFest2018…Day Twenty Two

Now you see it, Now you don’t!

February 22, 2018 · Leave a comment

FebruaryPhotoFest2018… Day Fifteen

One way to take care of idle hands… Must be careful of course.   

February 15, 2018 · 5 Comments

FebruaryPhotoFest2018… Day Ten

In need of an erection for a Sinful Sunday photoshoot… I usually start here. Thank you Miss Sassy!    

February 10, 2018 · 3 Comments

FebruaryPhotoFest2018… Day Eight

Oops…  

February 8, 2018 · 6 Comments

FebruaryPhotoFest2018… Day Seven

Getting ready to look for photos for Molly’s Fest…  

February 7, 2018 · 3 Comments

E is for…

E is for… Sinful Sunday #356 Everyone knows that E is for Elliott!  But, of course it can also be for Embroidery. When embroidering, it’s very important to be careful … Continue reading

February 3, 2018 · 19 Comments

The Joy of Expectation

Thanks to my chief toy advisor, Little Switch Bitch, the postwoman will be delivering a package today, hope she doesn’t look inside, actually maybe it would be fun if she did. … Continue reading

December 30, 2017 · 1 Comment

Merriest of Yules to All My Sexy Friends

🎄  🎄  🎄  🎄  🎄  🎄  🎄 🎄  🎄   Week 350

December 22, 2017 · 12 Comments

SPICY BEEFCAKE

SPICY BEEFCAKE… Sinful Sunday #347   For those interested in the story on these spicy boxers… I was working in the restaurant industry in Chicago in the late 80’s.  While … Continue reading

December 1, 2017 · 28 Comments

At the Office

At the Office… Masturbation Monday Week 167 “Come in and close the door, please.” He had never been called to her office before, in fact, he had never even been … Continue reading

November 9, 2017 · 10 Comments

One Egg or Two?

One Egg or Two?… Sinful Sunday #340  

October 13, 2017 · 31 Comments

The Writer Starts His Day…

The Writer Starts His Day… Wicked Wednesday #272

August 13, 2017 · 6 Comments

Nude Descending a Staircase?

Nude Descending a Staircase?… Sinful Sunday #330 *with appologies to Marcel Duchamp

August 4, 2017 · 16 Comments

NO SHOE PRINTS?

NO SHOE PRINTS? Friday Flash #16 “So what were they doing again?” asked the Sergeant. “They were running around.” “Running around. Naked, you say?” “Yes, running around naked!” “So, they … Continue reading

July 24, 2017 · 3 Comments

MOTIVATIONAL RING

MOTIVATIONAL RING… Sinful Sunday #327

July 14, 2017 · 15 Comments

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