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Horny Old Bastard ~ 50-Word Stories

Literotica Prompt Group…  Three words given to be included in a sex related 50-Word Story. Today’s prompt words were… Mimeograph ~ Knot ~ Kegle. Always non-sexy words to work with, … Continue reading

September 2, 2019 · 4 Comments

Missionary’s Position ~ 50-Word Stories

“Com’on lemme me do it.” “No, not like this.” “Why not, I know you like it.” “Yes, I love it, not this way.” “Please, let me push inside you, just … Continue reading

August 31, 2019 · 3 Comments

Love Tester #43

“Come on, Irresistible, pull the handle!” “I don’t want to pull the handle, what if I get clammy, or worse yet tried and true, I don’t want to be tried … Continue reading

March 1, 2019 · 1 Comment

THE HEART LOCKER by May More

If you want to find out what happened with Jesus, and did Maddie end up with a moist cunt (which is pretty much common ocurrance in a May More story), … Continue reading

February 20, 2019 · 3 Comments

🎶 Baby, It’s Cold Outside! 🎶

🎶 While walking thru the woods one day… 🎶  

February 16, 2019 · 13 Comments

Getting ready to tie one on…

             

February 5, 2019 · 1 Comment

When Was The Last Time You Had A Quickie?

One of my dearest friends, SassyCat, just posted her reply to a recent query from Food For Thought Friday.  She called it Lets Talk About Quickies, of course I couldn’t wait to … Continue reading

October 31, 2018 · 4 Comments

Eeek… a Dick Pic!!!

Sinful Sunday 391’s theme is “I am…”  This is part of what I am, I guess.         Thanks to a Sassy friend for helping out today.

October 6, 2018 · 32 Comments

Sexy Predicument

Sexy Predicument “What the fuck!!! These doors are sticky?” “I just painted them, sorry.” “Dammit, I wanted to be sexy for you.” “You’re always sexy for me, esspecially when dressed … Continue reading

September 29, 2018 · 9 Comments

Early Morning Sun

Early Morning Sun… Sinful Sunday #360 The sun has risen, time to wake up and greet the day. I had slept in late.  I opened the drapes and threw back … Continue reading

March 3, 2018 · 19 Comments

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