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Oh my God, what an afternoon I’ve had!!!

The day started off normal, well not really normal since I had the day off. I decided I would lounge about in bed for a while. I’m easing into retirement soon, … Continue reading

December 16, 2017 · 26 Comments

THE CAMERA

I was not planning on masturbating this morning, as I have to get to a job early. But, you know how it is, you just can’t resist looking at your emails. So … Continue reading

October 27, 2017 · 20 Comments

“Here’s looking at you, kid”

 “Here’s looking at you, kid”… Wicked Wednesday #275 Okay, so I’m not a kid… with apologies to Bogie. And, a special thank you to my eye model. Be sure to … Continue reading

September 5, 2017 · 13 Comments

The Writer Starts His Day…

The Writer Starts His Day… Wicked Wednesday #272

August 13, 2017 · 6 Comments

Turned on by the Written Word

Turned on by the Written Word Her steamy prose and vintage illustrations are making my penis swell and get fat in my hand as I squeeze and fondle while reading … Continue reading

August 3, 2017 · 9 Comments

THE ART CLASS MODEL

THE ART CLASS MODEL I don’t really have a ‘Bucket List’ per say, but ever since I was in art school, I aways wanted to sit as a model for … Continue reading

July 22, 2017 · 29 Comments

SMUTATHON 2017… The nice thing about Summer is not having to wear clothes.

SMUTATHON 2017… The nice thing about Summer is not having to wear clothes. Just sitting on my couch with my laptop checking memes, like Sinful Sunday, Masturbation Monday, and Wicked Wednesday … Continue reading

July 1, 2017 · 5 Comments

Oh, The Things To Add To My Toy Box

I love online shopping… buying sexy lingerie and toys for my girlfriends, and of course… Myself.  Imagine my excitement when I came across the Pipedream Vibrating Penis Head 9″ Pump… promising, get … Continue reading

June 26, 2017 · 5 Comments

F DOT AND LUCY DO TAROT… Or How I Got My New Deck

F DOT AND LUCY DO TAROT… Or How I Got My New Deck I love Tarot.  I do not know how to read the cards and have never had or … Continue reading

June 19, 2017 · 8 Comments

PLUG PLAY…

PLUG PLAY… Wicked Wednesday #250 Fresh back from Eroticon, Marie Rebel has asked Wicked Wednesday readers for something from their dating profile.  I’ve never made one, but if I did I … Continue reading

March 15, 2017 · 11 Comments

ANTICIPATION: It’s Here!

ANTICIPATION: It’s Here! I know you know the feeling… you have placed an order and now have to wait. The instant you click ‘Place Order’… the anticipation starts. One day a … Continue reading

January 8, 2017 · 7 Comments

Schoolgirl Uniform

  Schoolgirl Uniform…  He is driving some friends to the airport, but they seem to be lost, then some decide to take a train, so he is dropping them off … Continue reading

December 29, 2016 · 23 Comments

O Christmas Tree…

O Christmas Tree… I was trying to think of a Christmas Carol to participate in Exhibit A’s Awesome Christmas Erotica Meme   and Marie’s Wicked Wednesday when I got caught in my tree…

December 26, 2016 · 4 Comments

THE PERFECT DATE… a memoir

  THE PERFECT DATE… a memoir In the late 70’s I got a phone call from one of my best friends… “Hey, it’s Jack.  I need you to help me fulfill … Continue reading

December 10, 2016 · 7 Comments

POPCORN ANYONE? Thursday’s Porn Pic

POPCORN ANYONE?  With Butter, of course. ************************* I inherited a large collection of 8mm films.  This will be the subject of a later post about my early experiences with pornography. … Continue reading

November 10, 2016 · 17 Comments

MERMAID??? Wicked Wednesday #229

MERMAID???  Wicked Wednesday #229 You knew too much had been drunk, again, as you pulled the handle on the LazyBoy. “Fuck it,” your only thought as you stare at the … Continue reading

October 15, 2016 · 30 Comments

Contrast…

Contrast… One year ago, a friend of mine wrote a post called I like my porn with color.  She said “I love the contrast of my skin against paler skin”.   … Continue reading

September 27, 2016 · 10 Comments

Early Morning Haikus…

  Early Morning Haikus… Lying in quiet, Fondling a silken purse, My true treasure trove. Caressing velvet sack, Shaft begins to stiffen, Wet reward in palm soon. ※ ※ ※ … Continue reading

September 14, 2016 · 13 Comments

DEAR DIARY… “Today it is raining…”

DEAR DIARY… “Today it is raining, so I decided to stay indoors and work on the internet.” ✘ ✘ ✘ ✘ ✘ ✘ ✘ ✘ ✘ ✘ ✘ ✘ ✘ ✘ … Continue reading

August 31, 2016 · 6 Comments

It’s Your Shot!

It’s Your Shot! “Who’s up for a game of 8-Ball?”  Many thanks to my friend Ann… of course I lost, I was distracted. ❍ ❍ ❍ ❍ ❍ ❍ ❍ … Continue reading

August 12, 2016 · 13 Comments

BUTTER FOR LUBE… Salted or Unsalted?

BUTTER FOR LUBE… Salted or Unsalted? The other day, Girl on the Net was pondering using butter for a sexual lube. My first thought was that I had never tried that, … Continue reading

August 6, 2016 · 29 Comments

“Do you want to cum in my mouth?” A Memoir

“Do you want to cum in my mouth?”   As soon as she said that, my heart skipped a beat and my fucking lost a few strokes.  It was so … Continue reading

August 2, 2016 · 22 Comments

Satin Sheets in the Woods…

Satin Sheets in the Woods… on a Wicked Wednesday One might be on a camping trip and sleeping in a tent on a cot, but there’s no need to ‘rough … Continue reading

July 16, 2016 · 4 Comments

Night Vision Masturbation

July 9, 2016 · 5 Comments

INSPIRATION… it’s a funny thing

INSPIRATION… it’s a funny thing  I’ve always marveled at what it takes to turn thoughts sexual and cause such a reaction that the only relief is masturbation.  Women’s Beach Volleyball … Continue reading

July 2, 2016 · 14 Comments

DRAWING 101

Etch-a-Sketching… on Wicked Wednesday #213 My blog may have become a bit stale of late, because it seems to be dominated by photos of my cock and balls (I’ve never cared … Continue reading

June 26, 2016 · 4 Comments

Saddle Up!

Saddle Up!  Wicked Wednesday: #208 Today I was on a country road and passed a horse farm.  A friend’s kids had taken horseback ridding lessons there a few years ago, … Continue reading

May 17, 2016 · 10 Comments

Coochy After Shave… A Review

Coochy After Shave I was shopping for cock rings and lubes at a Lovers store the other day and came across COOCHY by Body Boudoir.  I thought I’d try it, as … Continue reading

May 12, 2016 · 9 Comments

Naked Housework… Wicked Wednesday: 206

I was traveling and missed Sinful Sunday’s Mirror Edition… getting my mirror nice and clean for this week while listening to Steely Dan after a Naked Lunch. ********************** And since … Continue reading

May 4, 2016 · 17 Comments

SEX ON A TRAIN… Wicked Wednesday: 200

Sex on a Train… for Rebel’s 200th Recently I read a story, Risky Sex: Almost Getting Caught on Girl on the Net’s blog.   I tried to think of the first ‘risky’ … Continue reading

March 29, 2016 · 13 Comments

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